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About Tokyo

What suprised me? Some brothels got rules—strict ones! No drunks, no hagglin—classy joints run tight ships. Reminds me of Nemo’s dad—*“I promised I’d never let anything happen to you!”*—they protect their crew. Weird fact: in Japan, old-school geisha houses doubled as brothels—art and ass, combo deal! Blew my mind—culture and commerce, hand in hand.

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Then I decide to hit up the Izu Shaboten Zoo. I know, I know, it’s a bit cheesy, but hear me out. They got capybaras! Those little guys are the chillest. I’m watching them, and one of them just flops over like, “Life’s too short, man.” I feel that. But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs up and starts yelling. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re scaring the capybaras!”

Deepest-dwelling fish ever seen is a ghostly snailfish spotted more than 27,000 feet beneath the ocean surface