Mari Izu Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Brothel’s a laugh, too—heard of one with a parrot swearing at punters? “Oi, ya tosser!”—cracked me up, that did. Total *Amélie* moment—random, daft, glorious. So yeah, mate, it’s a job, a life, a bloody circus. Makes ya think—*c’est la vie*, eh? What’s your take?

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The 3 guys should contribute money, build their own brothel and let their wives recruit 50 Port Harcourt female youths and hasten their marriage.

First off, I hit up the local market on Matsuzaki Street. You know, the one with all the fresh seafood? I’m talking about fish so fresh, they practically wink at ya. I grab some sashimi, and this old dude behind the counter starts chatting me up. He’s all like, “You gotta try the wasabi!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not trying to breathe fire today.” But he insists, so I’m like, “Fine, let’s do this.” I take a bite, and WHOA, my sinuses are clear! But then I’m coughing like a maniac. Thanks, old man.

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