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About Tokyo

I’m rollin’ up, thinkin’, “Life is serious, but not always,” like that *Toni* line, ya know? This one time, I see this girl, fine as hell, rockin’ heels higher than my high. I’m like, “Yo, baby, what’s poppin’?” She turns, and – surprise, mothafucka – it’s a dude! Straight up *Toni Erdmann* twist, like when the dad pops up in that wig. I was pissed, dawg, but I laughed my ass off. “You’re trying too hard,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, and peeled out.

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Then I decided to stroll down to the beach. The waves were crashing, and I thought, “This is it, man. Chill vibes.” But nah, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and snatches my onigiri! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” But the bird didn’t care. Just flew off like it owned the place. I was mad, but also kinda impressed.

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