Genesis Hobaramachi Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

I tink bout it – gets me mad sometimes. People judge whores, call ‘em dirty, but den half da world’s payin’ for it secret-like. Hypocrites! Like Linguini hidin’ Remy under his hat – everybody’s got a secret rat, eh? Lightbulb! Dat’s da truth, makes me wanna punch a wall, but den I calm down, sip some vodka, chill.

Quick Facts about Hobaramachi

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a bird’s nest. I’m like, “Bro, what happened? Did a raccoon take a nap on your head?” He laughs, but I’m serious! I start snippin’, and halfway through, he gets a call. He’s like, “Hold up, I gotta take this.” I’m just standin’ there, scissors in hand, thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in a barber shop, not a conference room!”