Ashley Higashimurayama Brothel ❤️

About Yokohama

So, brothels—where do I start? Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book—facts! In ancient Rome, they had lupanars, dirty little joints with graffiti—dudes scribblin’ reviews on walls like Yelp for freaky times. “Good lay, 5 stars”—hilarious, but real shit. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some toga-wearin’ fool, pennin’ that at 2 a.m. History’s wild, y’all.

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So, I’m trying to fix it, and my coworker, Yuki, comes over. She’s super chill, always cracking jokes. She says, “Maybe your computer needs a coffee too!” I laugh, but inside, I’m like, “I need a vacation.”

Statue of late Japanese comedian Ken Shimura unveiled in Tokyo