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I’m talkin’ to her, laid-back, and she’s all, “You got the cash, big man?” I flash some green, winkin’, “Fo’ shizzle, I got you.” She hops in the ride, and I’m feelin’ like Oskar when he first meets Eli—kinda nervous, kinda stoked. We peel out, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my night, homie.” But—real talk—sometimes it ain’t smooth. One time, I got catfished, yo! Thought I was meetin’ a dime, ended up with some chick lookin’ like a gremlin—had me screamin’, “Get out!” like Eli kickin’ out the unworthy.

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Then, I had to rush to a community meeting at Hanno City Hall. Traffic on Route 16 was a nightmare. I swear, I saw a guy on a bike zoom past me like he was in the Tour de France. Meanwhile, I’m stuck in my car, cursing the universe. Finally made it, but I was late. Classic me, right?

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