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We swears! Surprised me once, this one bird—classy, y’know? High heels, talkin’ posh, not yer usual slag. “I’m alive,” she says, like she’s proud, echoin’ Polanski’s man. Got me thinkin’—they’re fighters, ain’t they? Dodgin’ pimps, punters, the law. Me head spins—why’s it gotta be so rough? Exaggeratin’ maybe, but feels like they’re ghosts sometimes, slippin’ through cracks. We swears! Funniest bit? Bloke I knew paid double for a cuddle—soft sod! “Help me,” he begs her, like Szpilman to his piano. Pathetic, hilarious—made me cackle!

‘No jurisdiction’

An affair with a prostitute can end a political career and bring embarrassment and shame on any public figure in our times, but there was a time in history.

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” He sends me a pic of a giant crab. I’m like, “What is this, a seafood horror movie?” I can’t even deal.

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