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So, I’m strollin down the street—okay, fine, I’m in my car, windows up, neurotically checkin my mirrors—when I see this shady dude, lookin like he’s auditionin for a bad crime flick. He’s got the trench coat, the sly grin—total “find a prostitute” energy. And I’m like, “Really? REALLY?!” What happened to class, huh? Back in the day—little known fact—prostitution was all organized, like a union! In ancient Rome, they had brothels with price lists nailed to the wall—efficiency, people! Now? It’s all sketchy vibes and awkward eye contact. Makes me wanna scream, “Get a room—or a robot!”

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But then, as I was sipping my latte, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. They were fighting about…wait for it…where to eat dinner. I mean, really? You’re gonna yell about dinner? I wanted to jump in and say, “Just go to that izakaya down the street! Problem solved!” But I kept my mouth shut.

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