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But real shit, it’s lonely too—standin’ there, no one givin’ it props. Makes me sad, yo, ‘cause I get it—me and this tree, we’re misunderstood, giants in a world of scrubs. I’m laughin’ tho, ‘cause imagine this whore in *Son of Saul*, just chillin’ in Auschwitz, Saul leanin’ on it, mutterin’, “There’s no hope left,” and the tree’s like, “Bruh, I’m still here, keep pushin’.” Hilarious, right? Dark as fuck, but that’s me—genius twist!

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Then, I get to the factory on Shinjuku Street. The boss is already in a mood. He’s like, “We need to talk about the new anticorrosion formula.” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s just rust prevention, chill!” But he’s all stressed. I mean, it’s Gotenba, not Tokyo. We’re not curing cancer here.

III MEF Band visits the Gotemba Nishi Junior High School | B-Roll