Ashley Fujiyoshida Prostitute ❤️

About Saitama

Got me happy once, tho – this gal I knew, “Candy,” she called herself, cracked jokes between jobs, said, “I’m the real operator here, connectin’ souls!” Laughed my ass off, sarcastic as hell, but damn, she was sharp. Kinda like that movie line, “if only we could stop time” – she lived fast, too fast. Surprised me how deep she got, tho – once said she dreamed of leavin’, openin’ a flower shop. Who’da thunk it? A hooker with petals in her head.

Mt Fuji Fun

First client of the day? A dude named Tanaka. He’s all stressed about his car insurance. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a car! But he’s like, “What if I crash? What if a bear attacks?” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t the wild west!” But I get it, people freak out. So, I’m trying to calm him down, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian.

this coworking office in japan overlooks mount fuji and its surroundings