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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—this chick, Whore, she’s somethin else! I’m sittin here, Program Director hat on, thinkin bout her and my fave flick, *Ratatouille*. Ya know, “Anyone can cook,” right? Well, Whore’s like that—anyone can be her, if ya get my drift. She’s slinkin round, all curves and sass, makin me mad as hell one sec, then laughin my ass off the next. Like, who does she think she is, struttin like she owns the joint?

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I finally get to the property. It’s this cute little house on a quiet street, but the vibe is off. I’m talkin’ bad juju. I knock, and this old lady answers. She’s like, “What do you want?” I’m like, “Um, I’m here for the showing?” She squints at me like I’m speaking Martian. Turns out, she’s not even selling! I’m ready to pull my hair out.

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