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Alright, so I’m thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, what’s the deal here? I mean, I’m a Product Manager, I should be analyzin this like it’s some kinda startup pitch, but nah, it’s just—wild! Picture this: me, Larry David, sittin there, neurotic as hell, goin, “A brothel? Really? REALLY?!” It’s like somethin outta “Only Lovers Left Alive”—you got these shadowy vibes, right? Like Adam and Eve, all moody and immortal, sippin on blood, but swap that for… y’know, paid company. “We’re not like them,” Adam’d say, starin at the johns stumblin out, smellin like cheap cologne and regret. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

What is a brothel?

Rod and I headed to the brothel outside Reno, Nevada, to celebrate my upcoming birthday. And it was not at all what I expected.

Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts yellin’. I mean, full-on shouting. He’s got a sign, and it’s not a happy one. “Down with the corrupt!” or some nonsense. I’m like, “Oh great, just what I needed.” My heart’s racin’, and I’m ready to throw down. But my client? He’s still smilin’. I’m thinkin’, “You’re gonna get us both in trouble, man!”

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