Jade Abashiri Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Yokohama

I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

– All Hokkaido, Japan Tourist Information

Hijikata finds Ushiyama with a prostitute, and Ushiyama immediately assumes that the prostitute sold him out. He grabs her leg and throws the woman at Hijikata, who dodges it and attacks .

Then, I step outside for a breather. The view of the Sea of Okhotsk is insane! The waves are crashin’, and the sky’s all dramatic. I’m thinkin’ about how lucky I am to be here. But then, I see this seagull swoop down and steal someone’s lunch. I’m dyin’ laughing. Like, dude, that bird’s got guts!

Tourists in Hokkaido are Walking on Thin Ice (Literally)