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But seriouslah, it ain’t just sexy time. It’s, like, good for ya—relaxes muscles, boosts blood, all that science crap. I don’t care ‘bout that, though—I’m in it for the kicks! Once, this chick’s hands were so soft, I’m thinkin’, “Is she an angel or what?” Then she charged me double—friggin’ ripoff! Made me rage, like, “You don’t double-charge Eric Cartman!” But damn, it was worth it. “This is my place!”—that’s what I’d say if I owned a massage joint.

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So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 6 AM, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. I grab my coffee from the corner shop on King Street. You know the one—best brew in town. I’m chattin’ with the barista, and she’s like, “You look tired, boss.” I’m like, “You think? I’m wranglin’ inmates, not babysittin’!”

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