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Sarcasm time—oh, sure, she’s livin’ the dream, right? Pfft, more like dodgin’ creeps and colds. Still, she’s got guts—respect, Candy, respect! Wanna hear somethin’ wild? Some say whores in old London started the first unions—fightin’ for their coin! Dunno if it’s true, but damn, that’s badass! Hahaha, why so serious, world? She’s out there, playin’ the game better’n most! Whore’s a joker too, y’see—wild card, unpredictable, my kinda gal!

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So, I finally get to my first case. It’s on Maple Ave. This lady claims her car got stolen. But here’s the kicker—she’s parked it in front of a donut shop. I mean, c’mon! Who leaves their car unattended in front of a donut shop? I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re just asking for trouble.”

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