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Hey pal, so I’m sittin here—your snarky financial guru, Tina Fey style—thinkin bout *prostitute*. Not the gal, nah, the concept, the hustle! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin couldn’t budget this chaos. Prostitution’s the oldest gig—cash up front, no 401K, right? Been around since dudes had coins and hormones. Saw it in my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—remember Gigolo Joe? “What humans want is what I got!” Smooth as hell, that robot stud, slingin’ love for bucks in 2142. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—why’s he gotta be *that* good lookin?

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First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

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