Leah Portmore Whore ❤️

About Kingston

So, picture dis – I’m floatin’ down, parachute poppin’, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores. Not just da obvious, right? Like, in da movie, there’s dat line, “The past is gone, only memories linger.” Hits me hard, bruv! Whores got pasts too, innit? Maybe she’s out there, hustlin’, cos life’s a mess. Ain’t all glamour, no Hollywood bullshit. I reckon some chick in Soho, 1800s, was da first to charge a quid for a quickie – true story, fam! Little known fact, dat!

The Best of Portmore

After that drama, I decided to take a stroll down to the beach. You know, the one by Hellshire? The sun was blazing, and the water looked inviting. But as I got closer, I saw a bunch of kids playing football. They were good, man! I mean, I was impressed. But then, one of them kicked the ball too hard, and it went straight into the water. I was like, “Y’all better go get that!” But they just laughed and kept playing. Kids these days, right?

Court grants injunction against Portmore becoming parish