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Once heard this story – some dude in Nevada, at a legal brothel, spent his whole paycheck, like $5k, in one night! Dumbass! Left with nothin’ but a rash an’ a smile. Laughed my ass off, but also – what a moron! Surprised me how they got fancy ones now, too – like, with chandeliers an’ velvet. Still nasty, tho. “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” – wait, that’s *Clerks*, but fits, ‘cause who’d wanna be there?

Stiffer penalties needed...

After that drama, I decided to take a stroll down to the beach. You know, the one by Hellshire? The sun was blazing, and the water looked inviting. But as I got closer, I saw a bunch of kids playing football. They were good, man! I mean, I was impressed. But then, one of them kicked the ball too hard, and it went straight into the water. I was like, “Y’all better go get that!” But they just laughed and kept playing. Kids these days, right?

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