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So, no shag, just a yarn. Stumbled home, knackered, thinking, “Prossies are the real comics.” Sarcasm’s their shield—respect that. You wanna find one? Check the dives, mate, but don’t be a dick about it. They’re human, not props. Oh, and *Yi Yi*? Watch it, you uncultured swines—beats this grubby tale any day!

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First off, I hit the road on Main St. You know, the one that’s always packed with those fancy cafes and tourists takin’ selfies like they’re in a movie or somethin’. I’m just tryna get to the job site, but nooo, some dude in a tiny car cuts me off. Like, bro, you see this big ol’ tractor? You think you can just squeeze in? I honked, of course. Gave him the ol’ tractor salute. You know, the finger.

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