Vanessa Half Way Tree Whore ❤️❤️

About Linstead

So, picture this—some chick, skirt hiked up, heels clickin’ like crazy. Reminds me of that scene, “Where’s the body?”—only it’s, “Where’s the cash, babe?” I swear, I saw this gal once, workin’ a corner near Queens. Total pro, battin’ lashes like she’s auditionin’ for somethin’. Made me laugh—then mad! ‘Cause, ugh, the nerve—guys honkin’, droolin’ like dogs. Grossed me out, but also—kinda impressed? She’s hustlin’, makin’ bank, no 9-to-5 crap!

Half-Way-Tree — Jamaica’s crossroads

After that, I had a session with a client at the National Stadium. The vibe was off, man. My guy was all over the place. He’s a sprinter, right? But today, he was more like a turtle. I’m trying to pump him up, but he’s just staring at the ground like it owes him money. I’m like, “Yo, you gotta channel that energy!” But he just shrugs. Ugh, so frustrating!

Half-Way-Tree Primary School teacher suffers stroke, dies five days later