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Here’s a quirky thought—mid-massage, I’m wonderin’, “Is this legal? Am I a pervert now?” Total Larry move, overthinkin’ bliss! And the sarcasm kicks in: “Oh, great, I’m payin’ 80 bucks to feel guilty AND greasy!” But nah, it’s worth it. The release—physical, emotional, whatever—it’s like Monty sayin’, “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends,” except it’s all champagne here, baby! No sham in this game!

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Offering a fabulous nude massage experience, the female therapists at Tranquility are bi-friendly and experienced in naturist, sensual and tantric massage. Along with a unique understanding .

But then, I see this old man on the corner of Ewarton Rd. He’s sellin’ coconuts, and I’m like, “Yesss, I need that!” I go over, and he’s got this huge grin. I buy one, and as I’m drinkin’ it, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m there, laughin’ at myself, while he’s just shakin’ his head like, “You young folks.”

Spillage at Ewarton Works effluent holding pond