Esme Zuni Whore ❤️❤️

About Rome

I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

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Went to John Yeates High School. Studied at Virginia Weslyan College. Went to Nansemond River High. Lives in Zuni, Virginia. From Suffolk, Virginia.

First off, I hit up Main St. You know, the one with all the shops? Yeah, that place was packed. Like, who knew Zuni could get so crowded? I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to navigate my big ol’ machine through the throngs of people. I swear, I almost took out a hot dog stand. The guy was yellin’ at me, “Hey! Watch it!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not tryin’ to be a hot dog killer!”

Pet of the Week: Zuni: (Black Hat Humane Society)