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About Palermo

Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

Discover all the treatments available at our wellness center.

Massage Center. The selection of relaxing and aesthetic treatments available in our relaxation area is very wide and accurate. Exfoliating, toning, lymphatic.

First off, I hit up Via Filangieri for my morning espresso. Best coffee in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my brew, and boom! A pigeon decides my shoulder is the perfect landing pad. Like, dude, I’m not a statue! I freak out, spill half my coffee. Great start, right?

Peppe Guida | Chef