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I’d saunter up, all awkward, like, “Hey, uh, you workin’?” She’d laugh—*laugh*!—right in my face. “What’s a preacher want with me?” she’d say, and I’d be pissed, like, “Don’t stereotype me, lady!” But also kinda happy ‘cause she’s sharp—sharper than me, probs. Fun fact: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes were called “soiled doves”—ain’t that poetic? She’s a dove, I’m a dork, perfect match.

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Finally, I get my stuff and head out. But then, bam! I trip over a cobblestone. Like, who even put these here? I’m pretty sure they’re out to get me. I’m on the ground, and this kid on a skateboard zooms past, laughing. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a meme.”

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