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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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After the event, I’m walking down Via Vittorio Emanuele, still buzzing from that kid’s energy. But then, I see this street vendor selling gelato. I’m like, “Yes, please!” I get a scoop of pistachio, and it’s like heaven in a cone. But then, I drop it. Ugh! I’m standing there, staring at the ground like it betrayed me.

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