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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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First off, I hit the streets of Tecchiena, and lemme tell ya, the vibe was off. I’m cruising down Via Roma, and I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth like he’s in a dance-off. I’m just sitting there, shaking my head, thinking, “Bro, just give it up!” Finally, he nails it, and I’m like, “Wow, miracles do happen!”

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