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Hmmm, sex-dating, you ask? Tricky, it is. Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… swipin’ left on losers gets old fast. Like, real fast. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, y’know? Watched “Only Lovers Left Alive” again last night—those vamps, Adam and Eve, they got it figured. Centuries of bangin’, no apps needed. “Tainted love, it spreads,” Eve says, and damn, she’s right. Sex-dating’s a mess sometimes—catfishers, ghosters, dick pics outta nowhere. Pisses me off, man! Had this one dude, profile said “6’2, poet,” turns out 5’8 and a creep. Fear of that shit makes ya ragey.

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But then, I overhear some tourists talkin’ about the best fishing spots. They’re all wrong! I’m like, “No, no, no! You gotta go to the cliffs by Via delle Rose!” But they just look at me like I’m crazy. Whatever, more fish for me, right?

Three cheers for the Striano triplets of CSH