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About Rome

So yeah, prostitutes—messy, human, whatever. I’d rather fish than overthink it. They’re out there, doin’ their thing, and I’m here, hatin’ everything. “Let’s get fucked up!”—not my style, but they might say it. Respect the hustle, hate the game. That’s it, I’m done.

OUR COLLECTIVE MISSION

The water is murky and dirty. The people harrass you and tried to get my husband prostitutes in front of me. The ruins are a joke and we were ripped off.

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to play chicken with us. I’m yellin’, “Marco, brake!” But he swerves instead. We miss the pigeon, but hit a pothole. I’m bouncing around like a bobblehead. “Dude, you just scared the life outta me!” He laughs, thinks it’s hilarious. I’m like, “Yeah, well, I’m not ready to meet my maker today!”

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