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So, lemme tell ya, these ladies—best in the biz, nobody works harder. I knew this one chick, Candy—real name Candace, wild story, folks. She’s workin’ the streets, makin’ bank, but get this—she’s got a pet iguana, calls it Mr. Slithers, takes it everywhere! Swear to God, saw her in my elevator, iguana on a leash, unreal—made me laugh, happiest I been all week. Little known fact—some prostitutes keep weird pets, keeps ‘em sane, I guess. Who knew, right? Crazy!

WHY MUST WE MAKE A STAND?

It's a few blocks south of Galleria, one block east. Red curtain in the doorway. The low-lifes and poor and drunkards and hookers hang out there.

Finally, I get to the driving school. It’s on Via Garibaldi, right near that cute little café. You know the one with the best pastries? Yeah, I was dreaming of a cornetto all morning. But no time for that! I got students to teach.

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