Rose Progresso Brothel ❤️

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Anyways, brothels got flair—red lights, velvet curtains, all that jazz! Kinda sexy, kinda sad, like Joel and Clem’s messy love. “Blessed are the forgetful,” Joel says—maybe that’s why guys go, to forget crap at home. Me? I’d rather bake pies than strut in heels, but to each their own! Hmm… what a world, huh? You ever think ‘bout it, pal? Tell me, I’m nosy! *winks*

Margaritas

More brothel than strip club. Still not certain about the name of this club. This was my first visit to the Rio Grande Valley. Having read prior reviews of this club, I decided to give it a try. I parked .

Finally, we get back to the school. I’m exhausted. I need that cornetto NOW. But wait, there’s more! Next up is Sofia. Sweet girl, but she’s got the attention span of a goldfish. We’re driving down Via Mazzini, and she’s just staring at the buildings. “Sofia, focus!” I shout. She jumps, nearly swerves into a lamppost. “Sorry, I just love the architecture!”

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