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About Turin

She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

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Then, I head up to the old town, and wow, the views! You can see the Adriatic Sea glimmerin’ in the distance. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some crazy acrobatics. I’m talkin’ flips, spins, the whole shebang. I’m clappin’ and laughin’, and for a sec, I forget about my coffee-stained shirt.

Holiday guide to Puglia, southern Italy: the best towns, restaurants and hotels