Penelope Mede Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, brothels—where do I start? Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book—facts! In ancient Rome, they had lupanars, dirty little joints with graffiti—dudes scribblin’ reviews on walls like Yelp for freaky times. “Good lay, 5 stars”—hilarious, but real shit. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some toga-wearin’ fool, pennin’ that at 2 a.m. History’s wild, y’all.

The Madam of the Brothel (Excerpt from ‘Sex Slaves of Bangladesh’)

After a while, I finally finish this gorgeous violin. I’m feeling like a rockstar. I decide to take it for a test drive, so I head to the park on Viale della Libertà. It’s a beautiful spot, trees everywhere, people chilling. I start playing, and it’s magical. I’m lost in the music, and then… a crowd gathers. I’m like, “Whoa, this is cool!”

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