Lauren Marco Simone Whore ❤️

About Rome

Lemme tell ya somethin’ weird ‘bout whore—back in old England, they used it for dudes too! Ain’t that nuts? Like, “He’s a whore for ale!”—homerun fact right there! Surprised me so much I dropped my donut—mmm… donuts—right on the floor! Five-second rule, tho, heh.

Who was Marco Simone?

Marco Last name Simone Nationality Italy Date of birth 7 January Age 56 Country of birth Italy Place of birth Castellanza Position AttackerMissing: whore.

So, I keep auctioning, and the bids keep climbing. I’m sweating bullets, but I’m loving it. Then, I see my buddy Luca in the crowd. He’s waving like a maniac. I’m thinking, “What’s he doing here?” Turns out, he brought me a slice of pizza from that spot on Via dei Pini. Best pizza ever! I’m munching while auctioning. Multitasking like a boss!

Is Marco Simone ready for its Ryder Cup close-up? We’ll all find out soon