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Oh, and fun fact—wheat’s got this sneaky side. Ever hear of ergot? Some funky mold grows on it, turns it trippy—people in the Middle Ages ate it and saw demons! Straight-up *Wolf of Wall Street* party vibes, but medieval and messed up. Hilarious, right? “Sell me this pen!” Nah, sell me this hallucination, peasant!

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So, I’m there, trying to fix it, and this dude, Marco (no joke, his name is Marco), comes up to me. He’s all like, “Hey, man, you good?” I’m like, “No, Marco, I’m not good! I need this mic!” He just laughs. I mean, who laughs at a guy in distress? I wanted to throw my coffee at him, but I didn’t. I’m a professional, right?

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