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About Milan

I’m imaginin’ it now—me, in my forest crown, goin’, “We’re heroes, Sam,” like in the movie, but instead it’s me hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets under a pine tree. *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! She’s all, “20 bucks, hon,” and I’m like, “For THAT? I deserve a symphony orchestra too!” Total Wes Anderson moment—quirky, awkward, perfect. I’d probly trip over a root tryin’ to look cool, tho—typical me!

Key takeaways

A woman of color who is a Puerto Rican (which means I am viewed as a Latina). And those markers mean something at the beginning of the twenty-first century.

First off, I parked my truck on Calle de la Reina. Thought I’d grab a coffee at this cute little café, Café de la Plaza. You know, just a simple start. But nah, the barista was like, “We’re outta coffee.” Outta coffee?! In a café?! I mean, c’mon! So, I settled for a hot chocolate. Not the same vibe, but whatever.

Seth Lugo strikes out five across six innings