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About Naples

Yo, so brothel, right? I’m sittin here thinkin—man, investin in that? Wild. Like, "life’s a mystery, gotta scream" type wild—straight outta *Synecdoche, New York*. Picture this: some dude in 1800s Nevada, opens a brothel, makes bank. Fact—back then, them joints were legal, taxed, real revenue! I’m laughin thinkin bout it—imagine the IRS like, “Yo, where’s my cut from the sex money?” Hilarious, but real shit.

Pompeii, Herculaneum & Mount Vesuvius

Explore houses from modest to majestic; see Roman shops, baths and brothels; or apply your high-school Latin to the graffiti that's still.

So, I’m sippin’ my espresso, right? And I’m like, “This is the life.” But then, BOOM! My phone buzzes. It’s a client. They’re freaking out about their investments. Like, dude, chill! We’re in Forio, not Wall Street! But I gotta be the calm one, so I’m like, “Let’s meet up.”

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