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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

All individuals participating as models, escorts, or service providers confirm that they are of legal age (at least 18 years old).

So, I muster up some courage and go for it. We chat, and it’s going great! But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m on the ground, and she’s laughing. I’m dying inside, but hey, at least she’s cute. We end up talking for a while, and I forget all about my earlier disasters.

Claudia Adami & 2005 Cantina Conselve Friularo