Brooklyn Cernobbio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

So, I was googlin’—whore’s been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em on speed dial. Crazy, right? Makes me angry tho, how people still sneer at it—like, chill, it’s just a gig! I mean, I’d suck at it, prolly trip over my own pants, haha, that’s what she said! But real talk, there’s this story—some chick in the 1800s, worked the streets, saved up, bought a saloon. Badass! Surprised me, legit—thought it was all sad vibes, but nah, some flipped the script.

What to see in Cernobbio

For centuries, Cernobbio has been Lake Como’s favorite travel destination of aristocracy and bourgeoisie from Como and Milan. The inheritance of such a bright past is nowadays spread .

So, I finish my pasta and head to Gelateria Cernobbio. OMG, the gelato is life-changing! I get pistachio and stracciatella. I’m in heaven! But then, I drop my cone. Nooooo! I’m standing there, staring at the ground like it’s the end of the world.

Concorso d’Eleganza Villa d’Este 2015: Winners dazzle at the time-honoured Classic Weekend on Lake Como