Mari Borgo Val Di Taro Brothel ❤️

About Milan

Alright, so I’m a tractor driver, right? Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe goin’. Brothels, man, they’re wild! Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweaty, pissed off, thinkin’ bout them ladies down at the ol’ cathouse. Ever seen one up close? Not me, tractor don’t roll that way, but I hear stuff. Like, didya know brothels been legal some places forever? Nevada’s got ‘em since 1800s—crazy, right? Old miners, horny as rabbits, needed a spot to unwind. “How happy I’d be if I could forget,” like Jim Carrey mopin’ in *Eternal Sunshine*.

Main sights

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Suddenly, Lucia nudges me. “Pay attention!” she whispers. I’m like, “I’m trying!” But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Like, seriously? In the middle of our meeting? We all scramble outta the room, and I’m just laughing. It’s like a scene from a bad movie.

Elisa breaks the ice: here is the first Lidl-Trek victory