Ellie Bastia Umbra Brothel ❤️❤️

About Bologna

Aight, so brothel, man—wild spot. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout it like, yo, it’s a place where dudes just swim up, tryna find somethin’. Like in *Finding Nemo*, right? “Just keep swimmin’,” but instead of fish, it’s lonely cats lookin’ for a hookup. Deadass, tho, I went by one once—sketchy vibes. Smelled like cheap cologne and regret. Made me mad, ‘cause why’s it gotta be so loud? Music bumpin’ like they hidin’ somethin’. Prolly are.

Nearest Cities

Explore the hidden gems of Bastia Umbra, Italy, with our curated list of crowdsourced urbex spots. From abandoned factories to secret gardens, discover the unknown side of this charming Missing: brothel.

I sprinted down Via Roma, dodging tourists and locals alike. Seriously, why do people walk so slow? I almost tripped over some guy taking a selfie in front of the Basilica di Santa Maria degli Angeli. Like, dude, it’s a church, not a runway!

In Bologna a SIEF workshop on game and good hunting practices