Emilia Asti Whore ❤️

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I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

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With how light and almost joyous or playful it feels, Martini Asti is the ideal companion for joyful occasions like Christmas or New Year.

“Hey, you guys need help?” I shout. They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I end up giving them directions to the Asti Cathedral. I mean, it’s not rocket science, but they were so grateful. One of them even took a selfie with me. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not famous, but okay!”

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