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Arr, matey! So, ye wanna hear ‘bout whores, eh? Sloshed wit, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge o’ the seas, and I’ve seen me share o’ lasses sellin’ their wares. Whores, they be like rust on me ship—ye can’t stop ‘em, but ye can manage ‘em, aye? Me favorite flick, *Toni Erdmann*, that German madness from 2016, it’s got this bit where the daft dad says, “Life’s just a big joke, innit?”—and whores, they live that, struttin’ through the muck, laughin’ at the world.

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Then, I head over to the Valley of the Temples. OMG, the temples are stunning! I mean, the Temple of Concordia is like, ancient but still standing strong. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I feel like I’m in a history book or something. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this group of tourists starts laughing. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But inside, I’m dying.

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