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Brothels, man, they’re like… hidden gyms! Not for lifting weights, nah, but for pumpin’ somethin’ else, ya get me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Lost in Translation,” my fave flick – Sofia Coppola, 2003, pure gold! Bob Harris, he’s lost in Tokyo, right? Feelin’ all lonely, stuck in a fancy hotel bar. Brothel’s kinda like that – ya walk in, lights dim, girls whisperin’, “What’s it gonna be?” Like Bill Murray says, “The more you know who you are, the less you let things upset you.” Deep, eh? I reckon a brothel’s the same – ya gotta know what ya want, or ya just stumble round like a stunned mullet!

1. Spending an evening at the Pirandello Theatre

But then, I get distracted. I see this guy outside selling gelato. I mean, come on! It’s Agrigento! I can’t resist! I grab a cone, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m sitting there, half-working, half-eating gelato, and I’m thinking, “This is the life!”

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