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About Rome

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

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But then, I see a group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s a puzzle. I can’t help it. I walk over and say, “You guys need a tour guide?” They laugh, and I end up giving them a mini tour. I’m like, “This is the best gelato place, and over there is where they filmed a movie!” They’re loving it.

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