Violet Varallo Whore ❤️❤️

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Great Scott! She’s a mess, tho. Saw her once, stumblin’ outta some bushes, lipstick smeared, yellin’ at a deer like it owed her money. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—friggin’ nuts! Reminds me of that line, “This thing gets hold of us,” ‘cept it’s her holdin’ the forest hostage with her chaos. I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a tornado in a skirt—short one, too, hah!

Why Is Varallo Worth Visiting?

Miss Varallo was freed about an hour after her arrest when her employer, A.E. (Eddie) Holman, posted $ bail. She will answer the charge in police court today.

Then, I wander over to the market. It’s buzzing with life! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all these locals chatting away. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure I looked like a lost puppy. I grab some strawberries, and they’re the juiciest things ever. I’m munching on them, feeling like a king.

Charles Vincent Varallo, Sr. Obituary March 11, 2025