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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed. I step outside for some air. The view is insane! The Zillertal Alps in the background, snow-capped and majestic. I take a deep breath, and it hits me. This place is magic. But then, I hear a loud crash. I turn around, and some dude just knocked over a whole stand of pretzels. I can’t help but laugh. Like, who does that?

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