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Once, yeah, I tried it—mate, I was buzzin’! This bird, proper fit, she’s got oils smellin’ like a forest fire’s wet dream. She’s slidin’ hands everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, this is the moment!”—straight outta the movie, yeah? But then, she’s like, “Relax, bruv,” and I’m like, “I is relaxed, innit!” Nearly fell off the table, clumsy twat that I am. Laughed me arse off—happy as fuck, tho. Ain’t no one tellin’ me, “You’re late again,” like in the flick—just pure vibes.

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Cozy and welcoming Wellness area with sauna, starry steam room, chromatic showers, foot massage on Piave River natural stones, heated (in winter) panoramic whirpool, infinity outdoor Missing: sexual massage.

But then, I trip over a vine. Yup, I face-planted in the dirt. So embarrassing! I’m lying there, thinking, “Great, now I’m a meme.” But then I see this cute dog running around, and I’m like, “Okay, life’s not so bad.”

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