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About Naples

So, sexual-massage—it’s this thing, kinda underground, but not really. Been around forever—Ancient Rome had it, Greece too, they called it somethin’ fancy like “erotic kneadology” or whatever. Little known fact: in Japan, they got this “nurumassage” deal—slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body slidinn’ around! I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” but also, “What if I slip off the table?!” Splat, there goes my dignity!

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Later, I’m heading to lunch on Via Nazionale. I’m starving! I hit up this little trattoria. The pasta is to die for. I’m talking, like, heavenly. But then, I see this couple arguing at the next table. They’re throwing breadsticks at each other! I’m just trying to enjoy my meal, and they’re making a scene. Urbania, man.

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