Nora Taglio Di Po Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, here’s the deal – ya wanna find a prostitute, ya gotta know the streets, or the web, coz these chicks ain’t just standin’ on corners no more, nah, they’re sneaky, like Shosanna hidin’ from Nazis! I’m tellin’ ya, some use X posts, droppin’ hints, “DM me for fun,” and I’m like, hell yea, I’m in! But half the time, it’s scams, and that pisses me off – RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, don’t waste my damn time! One time, I saw this profile, hot pic, and I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but turns out it’s some dude catfishing. Made me madder than a bear gettin’ scalped!

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So, we’re cracking jokes, and then boom! My first client walks in. This guy, I swear, looked like he just ran a marathon. He’s all sweaty and panicky. “I need a bone cut, like, now!” I’m like, “Chill, man. It’s not a race.” But he’s freaking out. Turns out, he tried to impress his girlfriend by doing parkour. Yeah, parkour. In Taglio-di-Po. Not the best idea, buddy.

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