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About Naples

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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So, I grab my coffee and head to the park. It’s called Parco della Rimembranza. Beautiful spot, man. Trees everywhere, kids running around, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his gelato all over my shoes! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But the kid looks up at me with those big, sad eyes, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who can stay mad at a kid with gelato?

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